Your initiation begins now.
Please remain still.

Raise your right hand.
Repeat after us.

“I recognize the critical
importance of climate change...
and commit to doing my part to address it effectively.”

“I vow to promote our cause
influence global conversations,
and challenge the old stories of environmental conservation.”

hand down.
You are now one of us.

Incremental steps are not enough.
We choose radical acceleration.

More plastic.
More waste.
More awareness.
More truth.

We are the provocateurs of profound change.
Welcome.

You may proceed

Note: This project was created as part of an experiential design course. It is a fictional, darkly humorous piece exploring climate change, equality, and the seductive appeal of radical solutions. All pledges, affiliations, and endorsements are entirely invented for satirical effect.